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Hoping for a res-erection - "Did the erectile dysfunction happen before or after you grilled him about Jesus?" my friend asked in all sincerity. It isn't the sort of issue I expected to face after only a fourth date with a new prospect, especially since I'm not religious. "It's... - 2007/02/21

Valentine's Day: Perversions and Prospects - A sad hound with big, brown puppy-dog eyes and flaccid jowls --- that's how he looked after I outed him for masturbating with a vibrator in his pocket next to me on the subway --- except for his mouth, which opened and closed like a live fish ashore.... - 2007/02/15

I am not into you. I am lying. - Ow. My birthay dinner concluded with me telling the art-man that I am "just not into him", immediately after I used the argument of not wanting casual sex, as an excuse. I hadn't expected him to like me more than that. Or to tell me. It hurts to refu... - 2007/02/08

Emotional Hangovers and Hang-ups - Right on schedule. I'm feeling better again. Mr. Dapper walked out my door Saturday afternoon, I had and overwhelming bout of loneliness Saturday night (see below), nursed a cold on Sunday and studied for an exam, attended a dull class on Monday, and... - 2007/02/06

Emotional Charity - The phone number written on my palm is that of a best-friend. Although it's a well-meant joke, I can't call it in the morning as it suggests. Her new boyfriend is there tonight and he'll be still be there in the morning. Mine? I left him so long ago,... - 2007/02/04

The Morning After Chill - Mr. Dapper left this afternoon, the same way he always does. Late. Looking good. I didn't get any of my homework done. Instead, he did me on top of my homework. He broke my bed, nearly broke a leaf from my dining room table, and almost broke a rung o... - 2007/02/04