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Taxonomy
For me, the best time of the year is April 15 - tax time. I even named my first daughter April. I wanted to call her Iris after the IRS, but my wife objected, because this is her brother’s name. April 15 is the only time of the year I’m happy I didn’t make more money - how would I pay those taxes?
But the real fun is, of course, filling those forms. First, you have to figure out what form to use. There is 1040, there is 1040A which is the Cliff Notes version of 1040, and there is 1040EZ. This is the one my sister uses.
The IRS is planning new forms. One is
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Breakdown of Formal Attire
One thing that I quite dislike is what passes for formal attire in our society. The last time it was actually in style was in the 1920s, and people then were too drunk to care how they looked. Ever since then, that style has lived on through tradition alone. Formal attire is always what was worn around 80 years ago, and I think it's a tad...outdated. In any case, let's analyze exactly what is wrong with it:
First of all, the tie. THIS is something that none of my friends and peers get. Who ever said that wearing a noose around your neck is stylish? For heck's sake, it works exacly
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