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Computer Fix Is In - 03/24/2013
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Dear Dink, Whenever I try to use system restore, it tells me System Restoration Failed. I have already tried about 10 different restore points. My system restore IS enabled, it is set to use max amount of HD space it can. I give up! Hacked Off, Dear Off, You've been looking at porn again haven't you? Shame shame shame on you. Porn is bad and that is God's way of striking you down, ha ha. You could take your system to a computer repair shop and have it fixed in a jiffy. Unfortunately for you, the computer repair geek will see everything you have been up to, you know, the porn you have been looking, among other unscrupulous things, so you are totally hosed. Fortunately for you though, I can help. You need to wash your computer thoroughly. It is obviously unclean as a result of the porn you have been looking at (shame shame) and it is probably sick with a virus. First, fill up a washtub or bathtub full of water. Then at 2 cups of bleach, awe screw it, dump the whole bottle of bleach in, it’s very dirty.   Then submerge your machine completely and scrub thoroughly with a sponge. I almost forgot, make sure it is not plugged in before you put it in the water; that would be bad. Just to be sure there is no electrical charge, remove the battery. And you may want to stand on rubber matt while washing. Once you are done washing the machine, let it dry out for a few days. Don't, and I mean don't plug it in unless it is dried out completely, as I said, that would be very bad and ...

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