NFL Bans 'Porno Stache'
This story is strictly satire and has no truth whatsoever; it is for entertainment purposes only. It was originally posted on GlossyNews.com on December 4, 2012. If you want to find out why people wear mustaches in November, visit www.movember.com . The 2012 football season has been one plagued by unprecedented suspensions and fines by the National Football League. The New Orleans Saints have been practically suspended into submission. The inability of a defensive player to actually hit opposing players without the threat of penalty, fines, or suspension leads many to ask what’s next? Today, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell gave us the answer as he adds something else to the list of bans. No its not another performance enhancing substance or an illegal hit. Bad facial hair is now officially on the list of NFL bans. “The Porno Mustache”, as Goodell put it, “is and should not be part of the National Football Lea...
NFL Bans "Porno Stache"